Some Wisdom from Ireland?

I got an email today from a friend out in Cali that I thought I'd share that sheds a little bit of wisdom and insight into our current elections. It's a little bit old but still humorous...

An email from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to ponder:


'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold
an election in the United States
On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who
can't keep his pants on, who's in a long and heated primary against
a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer
who doesn't like whites or even like the country her husband wants to run.
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts
with the appropriate Mc terminology married to a good looking younger
woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What in Lords name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies, acting like
there's a choice?