Monday, June 22, 2009

A Stinking Amazing Recipe Experiment

Okay, so the other night I got a little creative (which doesn't always work out to my advantage; ask Debra) and decided to "make up" what I thought was going to be a marinade for barbecued pork chops, but instead ended up being a topping that I put on the pork chops after they were cooked. Here is the jist for the whole thing; the pork chops first, then the topping:

4 - Six to Eight Ounce Boneless Pork Chops (thawed)
1 tbsp. Butter
1 tbsp. garlic, minced
sea salt and ground black pepper

Preheat grill/barbecue to 450F. Sprinkle a light coating of the salt and pepper on the chops. Preheat a skillet large enough for all four chops on a medium flame for five minutes. Drop in butter and melt, turning back flame to 1/4. When butter is almost starting to turn brown, drop in garlic and quickly mix with butter. Garlic should immediately start to brown. Quickly put the chops in the skillet and sear, seasoned side down for about a minute and a half, at the same time sprinkling salt and pepper on the unseasoned side. Next turn over and sear for a minute and a half on the other side. When both sides have been seared for a minute and a half, remove from skillet and put on the grill on an upper rack. If you don't have an upper rack, reduce the cooking temp to 400F, and keep an eye on it so the fat doesn't catch on fire. Cook five minutes on a side, for a total of 20 minutes. Remove from grill and top with the topping below.

1 - Large Hothouse Tomato
1/4 - Large Brown onion
1/4 cup - Cilantro
2 full stalks - Green Onion
1 tbsp - garlic, minced
sea salt
ground black pepper
1/4 cup (?) - olive oil
1-2 tbsp.(?) - balsamic vinegar
2 tbsp. - brown sugar
1 tbsp. - red chili pepper flakes

In a processor, puree the tomato, brown and green onion, cilantro, and garlic. Pour puree into a skillet and bring to a simmer over a medium flame. While simmering, add roughly 1/2 tbsp sea salt, 1/2 tbsp red chili flakes, and 1/2 ground black pepper. After adding salt mixture will become runnier; this is normal. If mixture starts to boil or burn, turn down the flame; you don't want toasted puree, you want a puree reduction. They're different. Add brown sugar and continue to turn and stir mixture while simmering. Once mixture becomes slightly thicker, add about 2 tbsp of olive oil and 1/4 tbsp of chili flakes, and blend with mixture. Wait about two minutes, while continuing to stir, and add 1 tbsp of balsamic vinegar. Continue to stir for about two to three more minutes and then taste. If the mixture is too spicy or peppery, add 1/2 to 1 tbsp more of balsamic, depending on your preference. If it is too sweet, add a little more salt, pepper, and/or chili flakes, depending on your preference. If, at this point, the mixture is too dry or thick (serving consistency should be slightly thicker than pickle relish) add just enough olive oil to thin it. By now, the pork chops you were making above should be just a couple minutes from being done and when they are, this reduction will be just right for topping the pork chops. You can also use this reduction white meat chicken, especially grilled boneless chicken breasts, but I haven't tried that yet.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

North Carolina Zoo and Sprinklers


Last weekend, I had a three day weekend, so we decided to go up to Asheboro to see the North Carolina Zoo. We hadn't been there yet since moving out here and it was easier than going camping. From these two pictures, you can see how early we got up to get to the zoo when it opened.



When we first got there we saw a sign that directed you toward the Polar Bears but also past a number of other exhibits before getting to the Polar Bears. Needless to say, NK didn't have a lot of interest in anything until we had visited them. On the way there, though, we did see the Harbor Seals and the Sea Lions.




NK thought that this otter looked like his Emma Lou.


Finally, the Polar Bears. This one was called Willy and it apparently has a favorite jug that it sleeps with.


NK looking for creatures. He didn't find any.


NK asked me to point out that this was not a real spider web, just a fake one.


Nor is this a real eight-foot long insect.


A couple of pictures of NK looking cute.



NK getting ready to pilot a helicopter over the Serengetti looking for bad guys so that he can shoot them with his lasers.


It was really stinkin' hot on the day we went to the zoo, something like about 100F with 73% humidity, so once we got home from the zoo, NK cooled off in the sprinklers.



Not sure what this one was about.